so i was just minding my own business at school today, when all of a sudden during 3rd hour english my teacher suddenly morphed into a rhino. i decided that i needed to use my pencil throwing skills to keep Ms. Simon from stampeding the entire classroom. so i use my throwing skills and throw my pencil 1431562 mph and it kills her. so i call up santa and he flies me to africa so i could sell her rhino horn for $8 on the black market. while i was at the black market i decided to buy a flying capet. i flew it to NY and accidently crashed into the world trade centers. i blamed it on al queda or however you spell it. all of a sudden a huge largemouth bass eats me and takes me to the magical penguins secret underground layer, but the magical penguin wasnt there. so i was on a quest to find him. i got on my pet armadillo’s back and he swam me across the indian ocean and we ended up taking a secret tunnel to indiana. then i woke up and went to 4th hour and talked about cambodia. PLEASE HELP ME
by $8 i really meant $4654987413164979431346413498746346876312357465468436536541123123743873123592363173173.86
The answer is 42.
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You sold that rhino horn pretty cheap.. thats your problem!
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You got ripped off at the black market, ivory is worth a lot more than $8.00.
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Wow! I guess it’s really true what they say…English classes can open doors to new worlds.
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