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Why did the chicken cross the road? another version.
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I though the armadillo was trying to kill him.
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know a 3 year old who always answers this “To get to the other side of the swing set!” and then he burst out laughing hysterically. Of course he gets really mad if anyone even tries to guess.
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
ANSWER:
Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him and keep him down.
The Bible:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,”Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road, and it was good.
Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
L.A. Police Department:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we’ll find out.
Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. I don’t know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I’ve not been told!
Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.
Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa:
In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. If someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, that was good enough for us.
Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Karl Marx:
It was an historical inevitability.
Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the it!
Ronald Reagan:
What chicken?
Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
Bill Gates:
I have just released Chicken ’98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook, and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.
Einstein:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Bill Clinton:
I DID NOT cross the road with THAT chicken.
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The duck dared him to do it
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That is one of the oldies answers… nothing new there!
This answer I think is newer:
To Get Away From Colonel Sanders!
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Lol! i liked Tyler’s response!
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why armadillo?
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