Comments on: Why did the chicken cross the road? another version. http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/ dig armadillo dig! Wed, 20 Jun 2012 17:02:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Anonymous http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/comment-page-1/#comment-8938 Anonymous Fri, 30 Jul 2010 03:29:38 +0000 http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/#comment-8938 Report Spam/Abuse

]]> By: Applesauce http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/comment-page-1/#comment-8937 Applesauce Fri, 30 Jul 2010 02:29:45 +0000 http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/#comment-8937 why armadillo? why armadillo?

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]]> By: <3 Lacrosse!! http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/comment-page-1/#comment-8936 <3 Lacrosse!! Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:30:32 +0000 http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/#comment-8936 Lol! i liked Tyler's response! Lol! i liked Tyler’s response!

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]]> By: ShortcutHerbal Goody http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/comment-page-1/#comment-8935 ShortcutHerbal Goody Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:30:02 +0000 http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/#comment-8935 That is one of the oldies answers... nothing new there! This answer I think is newer: To Get Away From Colonel Sanders! That is one of the oldies answers… nothing new there!
This answer I think is newer:
To Get Away From Colonel Sanders!

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]]> By: Jenny Becker http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/comment-page-1/#comment-8934 Jenny Becker Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:34:42 +0000 http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/#comment-8934 The duck dared him to do it The duck dared him to do it

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]]> By: Tyler Durden http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/comment-page-1/#comment-8932 Tyler Durden Thu, 29 Jul 2010 22:34:04 +0000 http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/#comment-8932 Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? ANSWER: Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and it was good. Colonel Sanders: I missed one? L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out. Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens. Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. If someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, that was good enough for us. Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability. Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the it! Ronald Reagan: What chicken? Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? Bill Gates: I have just released Chicken '98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook, and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system. Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? Bill Clinton: I DID NOT cross the road with THAT chicken. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
ANSWER:

Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him and keep him down.

The Bible:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,”Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road, and it was good.

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

L.A. Police Department:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we’ll find out.

Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. I don’t know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.

Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I’ve not been told!

Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.

Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa:
In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. If someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, that was good enough for us.

Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Karl Marx:
It was an historical inevitability.

Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the it!

Ronald Reagan:
What chicken?

Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

Bill Gates:
I have just released Chicken ’98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook, and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.

Einstein:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Bill Clinton:
I DID NOT cross the road with THAT chicken.

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]]> By: turtlefly27 http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/comment-page-1/#comment-8931 turtlefly27 Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:32:02 +0000 http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/#comment-8931 know a 3 year old who always answers this "To get to the other side of the swing set!" and then he burst out laughing hysterically. Of course he gets really mad if anyone even tries to guess. know a 3 year old who always answers this “To get to the other side of the swing set!” and then he burst out laughing hysterically. Of course he gets really mad if anyone even tries to guess.

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]]> By: Me, Grimlock! http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/comment-page-1/#comment-8930 Me, Grimlock! Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:28:38 +0000 http://goldenarmadillo.com/armadillo/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-another-version/#comment-8930 I though the armadillo was trying to kill him. I though the armadillo was trying to kill him.

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