Golden Armadillo

Phoebe gets Joey drums for Christmas in the hope that Rachel will get tired of the noise and want to move back in w/ her. Clipped From: Season 7, Episode 10 – The One With the Holiday Armadillo

i just got two armadillo lizards. both male. i’m looking for two names that go along with each other. i.e. ben & jerry or Starsky and Hutch.

I’ve noticed that neighbor behind me put rodent poisioning, should I do the same?

Richard is going to build a rectangular lot next to his barn for his armadillo. He found 280 meters of chicken wire that he could use for this purpose. What is the maximum area he could for Alice, the armadillo, if he used the fence for 2 sides of the lot? (and the side of the barn as the fourth side)?
oh wait…

i think it has to do with matrices
okay..

i have no idea what im doing

all i have so far is

3x+y=280
xy=max

third world…

I usually get lucky and seldom have “those” people been able to get at my brain….

hey, my friend was telling me about a female stand up comedian she saw on comedy central a couple months ago, and she couldn’t remember what the woman’s name was. She had an act that included a lady in her workplace that disliked her for no apparent reason, and no matter how nice she tried to be to her, the woman just wouldn’t respond. My friend remembers the quote “if i can’t get her to talk TO me, i’ll at least get her to talk ABOUT me…”, and “from that point forward, i became the benevolent armadillo”. Could you tell me the name of the comedian? We’d really like to find the youtube video. Thanks (: