Last weekend I was driving home from a bar really late and I guess I had to mich to drink and must have hit a dang armadillo somewhere. I never knew it. The things are everywhere around here and I have heard they jump up right before the get hit by a car. The next morning my ex brother inlaw came over and we drove to Ft walton beach for three days and when we came back I smelled something bad around the trailer. I found it. It was a big armadillo splattered onto the bumper and into the grill of my truck. It smell so bad I thought I was gonna slash. I scraped off most of it with a stick but big chunks of it are still behind my grill and guts and blood. I swear it smells so bad my neighbor made me park in the street. I don’t have insurance and now I have a busted grill and I have to drive with the windows down. It is worse than a slaughter house and churns my stomach. Even Mcdonalds drive thru complained when I went there today. Do you think anyone else in the world has troubles like me?
