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If you are from the Southwest?

Did You already know that the Chicken crossed the road to do one of two things?
1. Show the Armadillo it COULD be done.
2. Show the mujado it was all clear.

South west humor?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

Question and answer?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Let’s see how many answers we can get……..

Here is one: Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo that it could indeed be done!

What does an armadillo taste like?

like chicken? rabbit? alligator? I wanna know!!

How many different reasons did the chicken cross the road?

To prove tho the armadillo it could be done, to get to the other side, it was too far to go around it. How many other different reasons can you think of?

Question and answer animal jokes?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn’t evolved yet.