Golden Armadillo

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I have to mentor a group of sophomores on the first day of school and we’re supposed to come up with a team name for them? some people i know are doing stuff like “crazy cows” or like “the ninjas” but i want mine to be a bit snazzier….i was tossing around “spittin’ cobras” and “fighting armadillos” but yeahh any suggestions would be nice..

Just moved to a different climate, and I saw an animal I couldn’t identify the other day. It was grey (? it was night time) with a white face. I would guess it was about 10 inches tall, and had the silhouette of an armadillo (arched back). It had a short tail that was long enough to see, but did not touch the ground. What was it?
I live in Southern California by the way.

… I have a job cleaning septic tanks all day but I might be able to get another job picking up dead animals off the roads across the entire county. Do you think this will be a step up or possibly even worse? It is in the dead of summer and a lot of those dead dogs, racoons, horses, deer and armadillos have their guts splattered all across the road and are crawling with maggots. Of course I could keep the really fresh kills and cook them and it would be nice to come home after a hard day of pumping septic tanks and not have all the neighborhood dogs gag and puke when I get near them. The pay is almost exactly the same so, any thoughts?

…I’ve managed to only harm 2 people, and drop kick some neighborhood armadillos…

…do you think I’m off to a good start?

so i was just minding my own business at school today, when all of a sudden during 3rd hour english my teacher suddenly morphed into a rhino. i decided that i needed to use my pencil throwing skills to keep Ms. Simon from stampeding the entire classroom. so i use my throwing skills and throw my pencil 1431562 mph and it kills her. so i call up santa and he flies me to africa so i could sell her rhino horn for $8 on the black market. while i was at the black market i decided to buy a flying capet. i flew it to NY and accidently crashed into the world trade centers. i blamed it on al queda or however you spell it. all of a sudden a huge largemouth bass eats me and takes me to the magical penguins secret underground layer, but the magical penguin wasnt there. so i was on a quest to find him. i got on my pet armadillo’s back and he swam me across the indian ocean and we ended up taking a secret tunnel to indiana. then i woke up and went to 4th hour and talked about cambodia. PLEASE HELP ME
by $8 i really meant $4654987413164979431346413498746346876312357465468436536541123123743873123592363173173.86

the sleeping habits of the five animals that sleep the most in a typical day are shown in the stem and leaf plot.
hours of sleep
stem leaf
2 2 0
1 6 9 9 ____

how many animals sleep 20 hrs ?
what is the greatest number of hrs shown in the table?
Armadillos and opossums sleep the same # of hrs. the number of hrs they sleep is shown in the stem and leaf plot. how many hrs do they sleep daily?
stem leaf
2 2 0
1 6 9 9 ____

just in case the number got messed up

…who works during the day, so you never see them, and now your normally neat and tidy desk is covered with nick-nacks, like a “White & Yellow Stuffed Armadillo” with two black marble eyeballs that glare at you all night long from the corner of your now sloppy and very “girlishly foo foo decorated” desk?

(Stuffed Armadillo? or Plastic Flower Plant?)

(Box All Her Stuff Up? or Sexually Seduce Her?)