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My sister picked up a dead armadillo last night and is sick now??

She picked up the armadillo and then brought it home and cooked it for dinner. I didn’t eat any but now she has explosive diarrhea and I want to kick her out. What is the easiest way to tell her I want her to move out of my house?

Serving fresh armadillos…..right off the shell or bowl?

Real fancy dinner..President of the Royal Order of the Water Buffalos is coming….eveything’s got to be done right!