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✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰ MY TURTLE “Nubs” BIT ME ✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰?

SHould I punch him in the face???

POLL~armadillo vs. turtle… WHo will win??
Lol i kno how to do that too :]

What type of animal is this?

In my basement, there’s a windowsill. And outside of it, there’s this wild animal, I’m guessing. It has an armadillo face shape, long noise. And it kind of looks like a porcupine, but it has long hair, not needles whatever you call them. And it also has a mouse tail. You know… long and hairless. Its hair is white. And I’m taking it that it can climb. Its only in the windowsill at night and in the morning its not t

How does one nigga begin to reduce his pore size?

…MY PORES BE FUCKED! All my shits on my nose is blown the fuck out! Ridiculous!@ I’ve been told that it’s from sleeping face down, and pore size is genetically determined, but those are both things I can’t change. I want a quick fix, yo! I need some super-bonding formula to spread across this shit or something similar… Damn, you guys gotta help me, I’m one frustrated nigga.

Somebody please give me advice or a short list of products to use or some shit. Don’t even matter what a nigga has to rub on he face.
If anyone else has overcome this problem using some kinda crazy armadillo jizz from mexico please write me and tell me where to find this freaky shit! I’ll extract that shit myself, godamn, one nigga be desperate.

And yo… If everybody writes me back tellin’ me to use toner and shit I’ma be so pissed yo. I use toner everyday! I’m like a fuckin’ bottle of aquafina toner away from having bought more toner than weed!@ Serious though, if anybody tells me that shit, I’m gonna be fuckin’ furious.

Yesterday I saw a funny animal…can you help me identify it?

Just moved to a different climate, and I saw an animal I couldn’t identify the other day. It was grey (? it was night time) with a white face. I would guess it was about 10 inches tall, and had the silhouette of an armadillo (arched back). It had a short tail that was long enough to see, but did not touch the ground. What was it?
I live in Southern California by the way. :)

Lizard HELP PLZ?

I found a lizards that has a black and orange face with red and white spots on the sides and brown along his back and tail and his hind legs are green but this front ones are brownish gray the lady at the pet store said he might be part of the Swift family or the armadillo family but i can not find a pic of him if anyone knows anything on this Lizard please let me know
I live in Mich. it has nails like a lizards its about 6 inches from head to tail its not like any lava lizard i’ve seen but i will be on later tonight with a webcam if anyone wants to add me to messenger and i will show u there