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How does one nigga begin to reduce his pore size?

…MY PORES BE FUCKED! All my shits on my nose is blown the fuck out! Ridiculous!@ I’ve been told that it’s from sleeping face down, and pore size is genetically determined, but those are both things I can’t change. I want a quick fix, yo! I need some super-bonding formula to spread across this shit or something similar… Damn, you guys gotta help me, I’m one frustrated nigga.

Somebody please give me advice or a short list of products to use or some shit. Don’t even matter what a nigga has to rub on he face.
If anyone else has overcome this problem using some kinda crazy armadillo jizz from mexico please write me and tell me where to find this freaky shit! I’ll extract that shit myself, godamn, one nigga be desperate.

And yo… If everybody writes me back tellin’ me to use toner and shit I’ma be so pissed yo. I use toner everyday! I’m like a fuckin’ bottle of aquafina toner away from having bought more toner than weed!@ Serious though, if anybody tells me that shit, I’m gonna be fuckin’ furious.