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Someone please-who sings The Armadillo Song? I think he’s Tex-Mexican-American.Help?!?!?!?!?

Some words are “there’s a big armadillo in the middle of a little old country road I’m traveling on.”
Theres a big armadillo in the middle of a puddle, a bottle in the puddle, a bee in the bottom of the bottle in the bottom of the puddle in the middle of the road, I’m traveling on.
There’s a red headed rider with a radio rareing, with the windows rolled up and the top let down.

Thats all I can remember. I had this on a CD when I delivered newspapers a few year back and liked its beat. LOL

Can someone translate these words into different languages?

I’m trying to write a book and i don’t want to use words like Fire and Water straight out. It doesn’t matter what language, just make sure it is one! (Dead language or alive, i don’t care.) Here are the words.
Fox
Eagle
Porcupine
Dragon
Wolf
Coyote
Tiger
Panther
Lioness
Lion
Phoenix (like Arizona, but the bird)
Armadillo
Snake
Fire (duh)
Water (ditto)
Earth
Air
Lightning
Dark
Light
Fire-maker (a direct or indirect translation would be okay)
Water-weaver
Fire-maker
Air-movers
Earth-shifters
Light-bringers
Dark-masters
Destined Light
Fallen Hero
Shadowed Realm
Shape-shifter
Form-swapper

That’s all i have on my list for now (but I’ll be back!). Any help is greatly appreciated!

Need a diaphragm call for beginners?

So I have a diaphragm (turkey, obviously) call and I can make sounds, only they’d be more likely to attract a sick, deformed armadillo than they would a turkey. I’ve never been very good with these calls, can someone recommend one that is easy to use?

Thanks :)

Can someone PLEASE read the beginning of my story and tell me what you think?

I would appreciate what anyone has to say about it. It’s the beginning of my story and I would LOVE any advise/tips/comments/ect.

Thank SOOO much :)


So This Weird Girl Will Save the World

“‘Schnell! Schnell!”

Run. There is no time to think. You must run. Run to live. Run to die.

Death is freedom. You step on a mine, a bomb goes off, a bullet gets you in the back of your neck: freedom.

Just keep running.

But to stay here? This place is the place where you spent day after day wishing, hoping, that you would die. You’ve tried everything. Choking, starving, provoking the officers, but death is always one step ahead of you.

It’s torture, being stripped of your right to die. Day after day, you watch everyone around you die slowly. You can see it in their eyes.

It’s too late for those people. They don’t run. Their hope is gone. This is a dream. They’re already dead on the inside. Freedom is an impossible prospect. They wait. Like sheep in a slaughter house, death will come and they will wait for it, everything else is looked upon with indifference.

Those who still have hope, the ones who never gave up, they are running. It was almost too late for them. Even now, as they run, some of them haven’t processed this. It’s the younger ones that smile. They are the ones who yell and shout in joy and anticipation. If we die, they think, at least we are free. If we keep running, if we just make it into those trees, we are liberated on our own accord.

But for me? I’m totally above that. This is fucking awesome for me. The stench of corpses, blood, and fumes was everywhere. It stank like the fury of a thousand suns-

“What the Hell?”

“Just keep reading.”

“‘But that doesn’t bother me. I’m invincible.

The soldiers have divided themselves into segments. Kill the Jews; herd them into the mines if you must: no one escapes.

Their efforts are futile. Dozens of prisoners have already disappeared into the trees just past the mine fields.

And Danna Ednen Sayd Ibrahim Ahmad Hussein Faraj is soaring like a bird, unnoticed by the tumult below. Although I could have sworn I heard a voice call out devil, but a mine tactfully blew up the source before I could respond.

Some bullets fly my way. I dodge them with my wicked morphing skills in mid-air. Tortoise. Armadillo. Mosquito. –

“Tortoises and armadillos can’t fly.”

“Stop interrupting me.”

“‘I’m nearly choking on the fumes. Burning corpses is not something you breathe in lightly. So I fly higher, over the fumes and observe the battlefield below.

It was complete chaos. People, Nazis and prisoners alike, were getting trampled. Corpses were smashed to bits under the weight of the mob. Mines go off here and there. I spotted a couple of prisoners making out by the trees. You could hardly make out who was the guy and who was the girl, they were so damn skinny and their hair was cropped. Plus my glasses had got taken away from me by a guard.

They were eating each other’s faces, I swear. Neither of them bothered to stop and think, “Hey, do ya’ think this is the right time and place to start snogging the living crap out of each other?” No. And a Nazi militant who had surpassed the mines was preparing to blow their brains out.

He never got the chance, though. Yours Truly swooped down and tackled him to the ground. He was so surprised to be attacked by 120 pounds of vicious PMSing flesh that I had no problem kicking his ass.

Needless to say, the couple finally retracted their lips. I reckon they were about to thank me for saving their lives; maybe shower me with their blessings and appreciation. And believe me; I would have no qualms about dropping a hint or two about who was the main mastermind of this revolt. A little extra appreciation never hurt anybody.

But, being my humble self, I didn’t want to overwhelm them or anything. “Thank you for saving our lives” is good enough for me.

They said some stuff in German. I caught “Teufel” and “Was zum Teufel.” Then I smiled, nodded, and flew off feeling great. Saving peoples’ lives does that to you.

I was about to get into the midst of all the action. There was like a moshpit or something going on down there. I was ready to morph tiger and tear some Nazi ass and everything, but then I got really bad cramps.

I had to leave, they were agonizing. The worst I had gotten in years.

*****

“Wait,” Jadranka Mikic said, “So you’re telling me you broke into Sobibor, the Nazi death camp in Poland, posed as a prisoner, planned out and led the uprising that ended the camp, but you couldn’t-” she took the paper from my hands and looked down at it, “ ‘get into the midst of all the action’ because of your menstrual cramps?”

“Well, no. Not exactly.”

“Oh really?”

“Yeah, really. It was Alexander Pechersky who led the revolt. I more or less pushed him in the right direction. C’mon, Vedrana. I can’t take all the credit. What kind of sup
Vedrana made an incomprehensible noise.

“-name is not Supergirl. Secondly, I am not a loser. And thirdly, they didn’t have Tylenol in the 1940s.”

“You are a loser.”

“Oh, shut up.”
superhero would I be if I wasn’t humble, modest, and all-around-girl that you know and love?”

“That’s bull.”

“It is not.”

“Bull.”

Danna snatched the paper back from her friend, “And anyways, what were you thinking? I wrote this in strict confidence. You weren’t supposed to bring it to school. I told you to burn it after reading. What would happen if someone saw it and took it?”

“They wouldn’t get past the first sentence because it’s crap.”

“It is no-”

“You’re a terrible writer.”

“Hey, I’ll have you know that the stuff on this piece of paper is anything but crap and awesome writing skills or not, it’s full of priceless information that some people would kill to get and if it got into the wrong hands-”

“You would be exposed and the CIA would come and strap you down to a table and everyone in the world would know what a loser Supergirl really is. Why didn’t you just take Tylenol or something?”

“First of all, my Superhero-”

LGBT: Can someone be straight when they’re sober yet be gay..?

LGBT: Can someone be straight when they’re sober and yet be gay when they’re drunk?

My older cousin who lives next door has a guy living with her & her family who was a class mate of her own son who is my age. Well, he (not my cousin, rather, the classmate) has no girlfriend (or boyfriend that I know of) and he seems completely straight when he’s sober. Although I have caught him looking at me sometimes and then looking around as if he’s checking to see if anyone has noticed he’s staring at me. But when he starts drinking he gets “very” friendly and has (while drunk) asked me to go fishing and camping with him.

The thing is, he absolutely seems completely straight (aside from never having a girlfriend) and doesn’t even give any signs of being bisexual… other than the things I’ve mentioned. But when he’s sober he never speaks at all to me. So is there such a thing as being straight “except” when you’re drunk, yet not really being bisexual or bi-curious?

He’s actually quite cute; he looks a lot like Dalton, from here on YA.

I’m not easy prey, so I’ve never actually gone fishing or camping with him. I’m not the “catch of the day” lol. Anyway, I couldn’t catch a fish if it were on the plate before me and I care nothing about camping. Not to be mean, but I don’t consider ticks, fire ants, bears and armadillos my friends. lol

So is there such a thing as a “gay drunk” who is otherwise completely straight?

Thank you.

Tris Ω

can some translate from english to spanish for me?

ok now i do not want this literally translated i just want it to make sense if i was goin to tell it to someone.

once a upon a time. Armadillos did not have shells. Other animals wanted to eat them especially wolves. one armadillo named andy was smarter than all the others armadillos. He realized that if he had a she he could not be eaten by wolves. so he talked to his friend tony the turtle. Tony was a doctor. Tony cout put a shell from a turtle on his back to protect him. Tony thought he might be safe if he could have this operation done. tony said to him “come to my house tommorrow, i will see what i can do”.

Can someone clue me in? I don’t get it. Capitol One commercial the armadillo is designing his credit card?

when his wife shows up. He rolls up into his shell and won’t come out. What the hell does that mean??