(click watch in high quality)(No animals were harmed in the making of this movie.) This little guy lives in my yard but he isn’t actually tame.
The fourth mission “This is Armadillo, USA” on Red Dead Redemption. MISSION 5: www.youtube.com
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I need fun FACTS about the state of Texas?
My 1st grader is doing a project about the state. we know the bird the tree, the flower, t he capital………. In a chat room someone told me armadillo love to dig holes in the flower bedding so 1 down 9 to go!
Texas Choking Victim?
Two Texans were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down an Armadillo Burger too fast. The first Texan said to the other, “Think we ought ta’ help?”
“Yep,” said the second Texan. The first Texan got up, hitched up his jeans and walked over to the lady. He asked, “Kin yew breathe?”
She shook her head no. “Kin yew speak?” he asked. She again shook her head no.
With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt, and started to lick her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.
The first Texan turned back to his friend and said, “Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever’ time!”
Absolutes?
Why does it seem as if so many people see the world in terms of absolute black and white. Why is there so little room from shades of grey. Perhaps the Texas politican who said “there’s nothing in the middle of the road but yellow lines and dead armadillos” may have been right, but there also nothing at the extreme right and left sides of the road but ditches, dirt and mud.
What is the title of the Christmas story, its a children’s story “Christmas in Texas with an armadillo ?
What is the title of the Christmas story, its a children’s story “Christmas in Texas with an armadillo ?
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Texas Choking Victim?
Two Texans were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down an Armadillo Burger too fast. The first Texan said to the other, “Think we ought ta’ help?”
“Yep,” said the second Texan. The first Texan got up, hitched up his jeans and walked over to the lady. He asked, “Kin yew breathe?”
She shook her head no. “Kin yew speak?” he asked. She again shook her head no.
With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt, and started to lick her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.
The first Texan turned back to his friend and said, “Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever’ time!”
Where to buy a 3 banded armadilo?
I need to know where to buy a 3 banded armadillo. My boyfirend is desperate for one, and I’d love to get him one. Do you know of any pet stores that carry them? Or any website that sells them? Please note that the 3 banded are from Brazil, not the large Texas armadillo.
Thank You!