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Dear God, When I drove through Texas how come I didn’t see one armadillo…NOT ONE?

Are they really just mythical creatures? I mean little armor plated ant-eaters (yeah, right!).-Sincerely, Dan

Poll: When Texas secedes from the Union …?

… will Annette, my Armadillo, need a passport to visit her family?

How many years do you think it is before the armadillo eating surrender monkeys leave the US?

Texas is the new France.

Chuck Norris is a spineless wimp who wants to bail on his country while it is fighting two wars and in a depression because it is turning ‘socialist.’

Right. Cowardly Texans. Cowardly Republicans.
To those who think the country is becoming socialist, bon voyage! Please move to Texas.

And to the person who invited me to Texas, I’ve been many times. I have family there and it is a miserable flat disgusting place. I always hated Houston, now I have a reason to bash all of the disgusting state of Cowardly Texas.

The Armadillo Hunt

Simon wrote, directs, and stars in his first movie about hunting armadillos

What’s making these holes in my yard?

It’s a full blown tunnel, and it goes under the shed. The holes are about 5 inches in diameter, and have no mound around them. The holes are about 3 yards apart, and one is inside the shed. The entrance is a kind of L shape, with a curved point. Beyond that I can’t see. We live in Texas, so it might be an armadillo. We have a dog, but since it’s a tunnel, I doubt he made it. Can someone please help me?

Armadillo Aerospace Mod rocket ship flies on 2010.09.17

Friday’s successful launch of the Armadillo Aerospace ‘Mod’ rocket flying just over 2000 feet, from a launch stand to the center of the pad. These relatively low flights are for testing and verification of the flight controls under increased acceleration and higher wind speeds. This vehicle, or one like it, will be flying Commercial Reusable Suborbital Research (CRuSR) payloads for Nasa in the near future. Watch it twice so you can see the landing gear extend!

What is a fact ot something about Texas that has a “K” in it?

I’m doing an ABC report on Texas, and I have to come up with something about each letter of the alphabet that has something to do with Texas. I’m stuck on “k”. Any ideas?

Examples:

For “A” I did armadillo, the state mammal. For “V” I did vast because Texas is the 2nd largest state.

Please help me!

Thank you!
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