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South west humor?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

Question and answer?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Let’s see how many answers we can get……..

Here is one: Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo that it could indeed be done!

Question and answer animal jokes?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? another version.

To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

why did the chicken cross the road?

to prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

why did the chicken cross the road?

to show the armadillo it could be done

(in texas that is pretty much all you see on the side oft he road)